why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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