Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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