He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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