I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You can't just leave with hair like that
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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