so explain again why im purple
no
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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