Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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