I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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