Kiss
Puke
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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