walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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