Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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