The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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