you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
