so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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