Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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