That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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