fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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