i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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