Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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