You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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