I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
