Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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