you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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