Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He shit in the fireplace
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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