Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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