I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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