wrigley field is MILF paradise
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Damn victory sex feels great
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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