You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
a search helicopter?!
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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