And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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