he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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