Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I want to have your abortion
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Reggie can tackle my bush.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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