Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
