yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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