i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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