I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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