Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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