I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
