Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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