If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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