and next time when you feel me up, do it right
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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