Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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