Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Couch. On fire.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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