he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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