My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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