i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
love makes seman taste better
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
