Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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