Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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