Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
