Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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