Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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