I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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