The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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