i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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