We're facebook friends in real life
Duck Duck Cougar?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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