He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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