So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
