i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i need an iv and a liver transplant
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you didnt know i had herpes?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
